Posts Tagged ‘humor’

My Tom-Swifties

Monday, June 8th, 2009

“Schott’s Vocab” is a column in the New York Times. This past weekend, there was a contest for readers to submit “Tom Swifties“, with extra credit for those that dealt with current events. I seem to have made the finals, with

It’s D-Day, said Ike to Norm and Dee.

Mine was the only winner that dealt with current events. Here are my other entries. Some are in rather bad taste, I say raunchily.

Sonia’s sort of my oar, said Tom as he rowed along.

The Obamas stiffed the French President, said Sartre rather cozily.

Obama visited Buchenwald, said Tom concentratedly.

It was pro-life to kill Tiller, Tom said rather tackily.

Obama made demands on Israel, Tom said unsettlingly.

Barack met Mubarak, Tom said redundantly

On OctoRush. The March 23rd Cover of The New Yorker.

Thursday, March 26th, 2009
The cover:

CV1_TNY_3_23_09_09.indd

The letter I sent:

I was wondering if you had satirical covers back in the 1930’s depicting Josef Goebbels or Father Coughlin in a humorous light, because that’s the group Rush Limbaugh belongs to. He is not a crybaby or even a big crybaby, nor even an entertainer, as he claims. He is a master at spreading the “big lie”, and the more publicity he gets – good or bad – the worse he gets, and the worse we all are for it, even his admiring ditto-heads. Cheney as Halloween pumpkin? Fine. After all, he was the Vice-President. But Limbaugh? He should be ostracized as the pariah he truly is. His ego needs a diet even more than he does.

 

I Weigh In on Cramer vs. Stewart.

Saturday, March 14th, 2009

Here is a post on E. J.’s precinct at the Washington Post, and my response.

“So, who’s to blame for the financial mess we’re in? Jon Stewart, the host of the Daily Show, called out CNBC, airing a viral video of a number of mistakes and overly rosy predictions made by the network as banks failed and the economy turned south. Jim Cramer, the host of “Mad Money,” shot back at Stewart, and the two finally met on the Daily Show last night. As Howard Kurtz wrote, “Jon Stewart wasn’t trying to be funny. Jim Cramer wasn’t trying to be obnoxious.” As with Stewart’s infamous Crossfire appearance (when he said “We need help from the media and they’re hurting us”), Stewart’s explicit goal was to criticize what he perceived as a failure of the media, with genuine anger and without satire. And Cramer sat and apologized. Did you watch the show? Do you think Stewart’s right that CNBC is part of the problem? Or has his popularity gone to his head? Posted by Alex Remington “

Cramer seems to have forgotten that he did have a rant in, I believe, August of 2007 about the unfolding subprime crisis, and that people should “look out the window” and see what was going on. Stewart didn’t play that clip. He brought down Crossfire, and now he’s targeting CNBC. He got into this because he was irritated when Rick Santelli didn’t appear on his show, cancelling at the last minute.

Bob Dole joked that the best place to get news these days is from comedy shows. A sorry state of affairs. I don’t see why CNBC should be singled out.

Robert Samuelson, with his distorted and “ideological” columns, has done far more damage than Cramer could ever do. His column in the current Newsweek is a good example. But Stewart can’t go after him, because that would take a lot of work and probably bore most people.

The real problem is not with the gang at CNBC, but with the “columnist kings” who can say whatever they want and are answerable to one. Another good example is Charles Krauthammer. (See the comment I posted about his March 6th column.) Michael Kinsley, on the other hand, always has sound arguments and doesn’t screw with the facts.

E.J.\'s Precinct

That Cartoon. An Update

Thursday, February 26th, 2009

Here is the statement from Rupert Murdoch in Tuesday’s New York Post about “that cartoon”.

“As the Chairman of the New York Post, I am ultimately responsible for what is printed in its pages. The buck stops with me.
Last week, we made a mistake. We ran a cartoon that offended many people. Today I want to personally apologize to any reader who felt offended, and even insulted.
Over the past couple of days, I have spoken to a number of people and I now better understand the hurt this cartoon has caused. At the same time, I have had conversations with Post editors about the situation and I can assure you – without a doubt – that the only intent of that cartoon was to mock a badly written piece of legislation. It was not meant to be racist, but unfortunately, it was interpreted by many as such.
We all hold the readers of the New York Post in high regard and I promise you that we will seek to be more attuned to the sensitivities of our community.”

I believe him. After all, the main author of the Stimulus package was Nancy Pelosi, so the chimp, in the cartoonist’s mind, was akin to one of those monkeys I referred to in my earlier post. It was too “overtly racist”, if you will, to refer to Obama. However, the key phrase in Murdoch’s statement is “sensitivities”. Old racist stereotypes die hard, and they are still alive in many people’s minds.

That New York Post Cartoon

Friday, February 20th, 2009

First, the cartoon, by Sean Delonas.

Second, the response by the Post to the criticism it received.

THAT CARTOON

Wednesday’s Page Six cartoon – caricaturing Monday’s police shooting of a chimpanzee in Connecticut – has created considerable controversy.
It shows two police officers standing over the chimp’s body: “They’ll have to find someone else to write the next stimulus bill,” one officer says.
It was meant to mock an ineptly written federal stimulus bill.
Period.
But it has been taken as something else – as a depiction of President Obama, as a thinly veiled expression of racism.
This most certainly was not its intent; to those who were offended by the image, we apologize.
However, there are some in the media and in public life who have had differences with The Post in the past – and they see the incident as an opportunity for payback.
To them, no apology is due.
Sometimes a cartoon is just a cartoon – even as the opportunists seek to make it something else.

Third, my attempt to logically analyze this.

I should point out the difficulties in trying apply logic to what is written in newspapers, let alone newspaper cartoons, but here goes.

The Post said that the cartoon was meant to mock an ineptly written federal stimulus bill.
Surely the caption gave the strong impression that the dead chimpanzee represented in some way the writer(s) of said bill. Now there’s that old joke about if you had enough monkeys on typewriters, one would do Hamlet. By the same token, one would do the stimulus bill. Is that where the cartoonist was going? One dead chimp to a lot of (dead) monkeys?

Then there’s the Post’s disclaimer that their apology doesn’t apply to opportunists looking for payback. So their apology only applies to people who were genuinely offended, as opposed to those who are always looking for ways to be offended by the Post.

But let’s ask ourselves, who in fact wrote the Stimulus Bill. Evidently it was written by Congressional Democrats and their staffers (the monkeys?), with guidance from the White House. However, at the end of the day, if one name has to be attached to the bill, it is that of our president, Barack Obama, who just happens to be an African-American.

Enter stage right the longtime racist identification of black people with apes of various kinds. So was the chimpanzee, and a dead one at that, meant to represent our president? If so, we should bring on the Patriot Act.

End of my analysis. To paraphrase Fox News, I pontificate, you decide.

PS. I’m sure you’re dieing to know where I come down on this. I think that, subconsciously, the cartoonist associated Obama with an ape, though not a dead one. Such associations should really be banished, even from humor. They just aren’t funny, not to mention disrespectful. The New York Post has plenty of other ways to spread its venom.
Cartoon by Sean Delonas

A Worm for the Big Apple?

Saturday, January 17th, 2009

 “When the Action Moves On” is the title of a rather silly article  in today’s NY Times.  

It starts out with:

“This week, the eyes of the world will be on Washington as perhaps two million people descend to bask in the Obama glow. City officials expect more than 10,000 tour buses to roll into the area. Hotels 150 miles away have been booked for months. Even campsites are booked.”

 Later it states

“Even Portland, Ore., seems to have borrowed New York’s smugness. Recently, one civic group’s television spot was picked up and circulated as a YouTube video portraying blissful bicyclists pedaling past tree-lined streets and frame houses behind a graphic reading, ‘Is Portland the most European city, or is Europe the most Portlandian continent?’

Isn’t that supposed to be New York’s line?”

It also puts in a dig at Detroit.

The article details some of the city’s losses during the recent economic downturn, as if this hasn’t been happening in cities all across the country.

Here is the letter I sent. (They never publish my letters. I guess they don’t publish humorous letters, or maybe they do but they just don’t think mine are funny.)

Whadda you mean, “New York is losing its swagger and sense of pre-eminence”? Hasn’t Washington, D.C. been the capital for quite some time? Since when has New York been considered a European city? New York has always been New York. Washington, on the other hand, was built on a swamp, to look like Paris. Well, it is certainly no Paris, though it still may be a swamp.

As for the inauguration, look how it is paralyzing the D.C. area. For New Yorkers, it would be a mere walk in (maybe Central) Park. So get over it! I’m sure that, before long, the Obama’s will be spending weekends in New York.

George W. Bush is the Veritable “Old-Shoe”

Wednesday, December 17th, 2008

George W. Bush is the veritable “old-shoe“: Comfortable and unpretentious, also seemingly unmoved by anything – shoes being thrown at him, wars gone bad, huge deficits, the effects of insufficient oversight and regulation of the financial community, incompetence and negligence on the part of his appointees, politics driving almost every decision made, torture being “rehabilitated.”

His brother Jeb has said that George was the “clown” of the family. Well, he’s “clowned around” in the White House, and smirked, for eight years, except that the joke has been on us, and I mean all of us, even those on the Right who still don’t get it.

Now, maybe if a horseshoe had been thrown at him. Ah, but horses aren’t allowed into press conferences, even when the speaker might be a horse’s ass.

(Needless to say, the above paragraph is a JOKE. I wish the President a safe conclusion to his term in office.)

From Merriam-Webster’s Online Dictionary:

Main Entry: old–shoe

Pronunciation: \’?l(d)-’shü\

Function: adjective

Date: 1944

 

 characterized by familiarity or freedom from restraint : comfortable, unpretentious

Uncle Sam Is Spying on You. The Video

Monday, December 15th, 2008

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-8nX6j1kFc]

Uncle Sam Is Spyin’ on You

Thursday, December 11th, 2008

(To be sung to the tune of “Santa Claus is Comin’ to Town”

music by J. Fred Coots, original lyrics by Haven Gillespie

new lyrics by Gregory Bachelis, aka mathpol, aka political music.

Watch for the video!)

 

You better watch out, you better not lie

better not doubt, I’m telling you why:

Uncle Sam is spyin’ on you.

 

He’s making a list and checking it twice,

Gonna find out who’s nasty and nice

Uncle Sam is spyin’ on you.

 

He knows what you’ve been texting

With whom you congregate.

He knows if you’ve done bad or good

So do good for goodness sake

 

Oh, you better watch out, you better not lie

better not doubt, I’m telling you why:

Uncle Sam is spyin’ on you.

 

Oh, you better watch out, you better not spy

better not plot, I’m telling you why:

Uncle Sam is spyin’ on you.

 

He’s making a list, of known terrorists

You better go slow or you’ll land in Gitmo

Uncle Sam is spyin’ on you.

 

He knows what’s in your emails

The phone calls that you make.

He looks for evildoers

So do good for goodness sake

 

Oh, you better watch out, you better not spy

better not plot, I’m telling you why:

Uncle Sam is spyin’ on you.

 

 

‘Twas the Night Before Bailouts. The video

Monday, December 8th, 2008

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBB_pDZSKYQ